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Noblegarden is in full effect for the Easter Holiday season, and as such, many players are happily grinding away at the Noble Gardener Title.  A word of caution though my friends, there is a fierce and terrible creature lurking in Azeroth.  It is, the QQ Bunny!  Indeed, I encountered one such terrible creature just this morning.  Soon after loging on and checking my mail, I headed out to Kharanos to do a bit of egg hunting, Oh, lucky me there were only a few people in the town so away I went with a new quest and basket in hand!  I happily ran around grabbing up eggs as I went, some being quickly spoted and picked up by other players as I went, sometimes I won the race.  After only a few eggs in, I was transformed into a small purple bunny, sweet…speed boost and super hoppy powers!  Away I went again happily hopping all over the town and grabbing eggs when I get a tell,

“Do you not see me here?”

“Huh?” I whisper back as I go hopping along again.  I had begun to work out a nice little rout that had about 8 spawn points for the eggs and I was making a good collection.

“Dude, you just ninja’d my egg, cut that shit out or I’ll report you!”

“Huh? WTF Dude…its every bunny for himself out there”  I was attempting to have a bit of sense of humor, I mean…this guy could not be serious right? Meh fudge it, I needs more more eggs for that pet.

“Me and this other guy just reported you, you better cut that out or more people are going to complain too and you will get banned”  he whispered to me in all caps…k…this is pissing me off now

So, being as polite as possible I whisper back

” Listen you little %&#&%$&$^$^$^^#^##*(#*$ Who loves to #%Q%% goat licking $^#52@%%$#% I will ^$%%^^$$  gorilla ^$%%W%%e$Ww  Whos mother #$%%##$$cheesedoodles!   I pay my subscription fee just like everyone else and unless that stupid little egg has your name on it you can go $$#$#$ yourself!”

Hey….I figured if I was already reported what does another report for abusive language hurt eh?  he promptly stopped talking to me at this point, and I queued for a dungeon while hopping around, and since I am heals, I was picked up very quickly.  So…we went our separate ways, him back to egg camping and me off healing.  All in all I consider it a good day, I got my spring rabbit pet, got all the clothes and picked up about half the achievements and got reported to a GM 3 times.  I do it for the love of the game.